I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an 'actrice', memek or crot bokeh sex worker.

Now, crot according to this bokep new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being crot faked. In other words, crot you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there's sex as performance art, bokep and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, memek she's far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than porn shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, memek so porn they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek 'manipulation', porn and porn bokep that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory bokeh vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing memek line, bokep so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the bokep greater the chance crot the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek 'I'm enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek 'As far as I'm concerned, memek that's what you should be porn doing.'

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

porn In their book, memek bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen crot to copulate.

If you're a memek sex worker, porn porn I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're not, crot then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.


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